Ex-Boyfriend said:
"I was joking."
"We joke about those things all the time."
"I know talking about how our eyes are different sizes isn't the same thing. I'm sorry."
"You actually think I wanted you to have surgery?"
"I was joking."
"You know I have no money right now, how would I even buy them in the first place?"
"I know that's not the point."
"I do not need liposuction."
"A penis enlargment?!"
"Why are you being so mean?"
"Fine."
Tuesday
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19 comments:
hee! thats the way to do it!
Forgive me the following, please:
Tit for tat (ha!), gotcha and touche (pretend there's an accented 'e' on that last bit).
Hahaha! Nice. Touche indeed.
As we say in the gaming world "pwnt!"
Very nice. *applause*
And here's hoping he minds what he says from now on. G'luck to ya. ^_^
im hoping he gets a penis enlargement. could he afford that???
I dunno. not seeing the bennies to having this guy around. not when plastics and energizer batteries can be so easily purchased.
snicker, snicker.
Weak Sauce. Dump it out and start over.
HA.
Well done.
: )
*giggles* brilliant. He totally deserved it, I have to say.
Yeah, he choked again :: he was doing okay 'til there was a sudden rationalization of why he wouldn't even have meant it. "I can't afford it" is still way too close to "but if I could...."
Penis enlargement hell! I think at this point continued comments regarding his penis would be justified. Not even comments, just lengthy stares and maybe some hand motions indication small...
This man needs an empathy inplant!
Dump him. And any future guy that makes such a suggestion.
Jack
You go him back and now I hope you feel better and are ready to leave him. I hope you believe in yourself enough to realize that you could do better.
I think it's time this guy was introduced to his left hand and a jar of Vaseline. He's waaaaay too lucky to still be getting any from you.
Agree, dump him. You are so much better than that.
lol,i say dump him too he's not worth the effort, the div
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I shall eschew the continual amazement that a woman of your intellect and wit could find this man attractive. We all have such a man in our past. But CB, perhaps moving on is called for?
And I hate to tell you this, but I believe you are being stalked. Stalked by a spammer with a fiftymilliondollar scam. He seems to have a stutter too.
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